8/28/2023 0 Comments Autobots in age of extinctionWHY ARE YOU DRIVING? WHY BE A TRUCK? BE A CLOUD!! Why the F^CK would they ever drive? FLOAT UP TO OPTIMUS, BECOME ROBOT, KILL HIM. They can maneuver in all directions and maintain the same velocity as their vehicle form. Why limit yourself to that of a T-Rex when you are a Knight Robot the size of a skyscraper? Along those same lines, Galvatron and his Decepticons transform by turning into a floating, cubic semen stream. Here’s where I’m stuck why would the Dinobots turn into dinosaurs while in combat? Their giant robot forms would be so much more useful in battle. Lockdown uses a magnet to try and grab Optimus, and the previously escaped Dinobots, but just ends up destroying parts of Hong Kong. I emphasized the plural-ness of “creators” because I’m pretty sure there’s only one creator in the next movie. Lockdown has been hired by Optimus’ “CreatorS” to kill them all. Optimus and the other Autobots have been hunted by Lockdown, a Transformer assassin, for the entire movie. How does that make any sense? What the actual f^ck. Yet it’s titled “Age of EXTINCTION.” It’s about creating life, not ending it. The Seed itself will terraform a section of Earth so Joshua can harvest Transformium (f^cksake) and create MORE Transformers. This whole movie literally revolves around creating life. He has been able to successfully create living, sentient Transformers. In tandem with that, we’re introduced to Stanley Tucci’s Joshua who has succeeded in what Cade hopes to accomplish. Government by harboring an Autobot fugitive, but the man also wants to study Transformer genealogy and apply it to his inventions. Not only does he think he can ignore sanctions put in place by the U.S. The film introduces us to Cade Yeager, a native Texan with a God Complex. Only Michael Bay could revolutionize franchise storytelling like that. This film serves as a direct sequel, as well as a soft reboot to the series. “The plot follows Sam Witwicky Cade Yeager, a high-schooler college freshman jobless graduate Texas Inventah, and his talking car truck as they go on the adventure of a lifetime and try to stop the evil Megatron Galvatron from obtaining the All-Spark Matrix of Leadership Pillars Seed and destroying Earth.” I’m about to Fansplain this shiz out of this to you dingleberries. Some consider this the beginning of the end of these films, but I like to think of it as the end of the beginning. Are you ready to cover one of the most bombastic films to ever grace the silver screen? You’d better be because we’re about to talk about mother fuck!n’ Transformers: Age of Extinction. Michael Bay has christened my baby-soft ass once again, and I have been reborn. In The Last Knight he is seen in Cuba under the protection of Seymour Simmons and credited as Volleybot.Holey macaroni, humonys. His fate is unknown in Age of Extinction. Cade, who hacks a Cemetery Wind's spy drone, shows the footage to the Autobots, compelling Hound to salute his fallen friend. In Age of Extinction, he appears in drone video footage, being attacked and killed by Cemetery Wind agents. He is not listed as deceased on Harold Attinger's deck cards meaning that he is alive and escaped Cemetery Wind and Lockdown and was hidden in an unknown location. In Age of Extinction, Brains reappeared, but lost his right leg after crashing into a river inside a Decepticon Ship. In The Last Knight, Wheelie survived and joins with the other Autobots in Cade's junkyard. While Sideswipe goes completely unmentioned in Age of Extinction, he may have been killed by Cemetery Wind or Lockdown.ĭespite the fact that Mudflap was not shown in Dark of the Moon because he was cut from the film, the novelization and comic book adaptions showed that he was killed by Sentinel Prime.ĭespite the fact that Skids was not shown in Dark of the Moon because he was cut from the film, the novelization and comic book adaptions showed that he was killed by Sentinel Prime. WikiIn Dark of the Moon, Sideswipe's vehicle mode is upgraded into a convertible Corvette. So I try to provide some insight on the names you mentioned and what I can find about them. There are lot of bots in there and I cannot remember each and every one of them.
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